Isaac Newton knew a thing or two about politics. After the great philosopher and scientist had been struck by inspiration (if not actual fruit) when an apple fell from a tree in his Lincolnshire garden, he went on to become an MP.
Wandering around that same garden, staring at that same tree (or at least a descendant of it) I thought of all those candidates standing in next month's local elections.
Hoping to defy political gravity. Worrying about the optics. Engaging in debates which are more heat than light.
Pushed and pulled by forces beyond their control. Newton would understand the physics of all that.
The reason for my trip to Lincolnshire is because it is right at the heart of some of the big battles on 1 May.
There are elections to the county council here, and to a new Greater Lincolnshire mayor.
As one of the most pro-Brexit parts of the country during the referendum on leaving the EU almost a decade ago, and having elected a Reform UK MP in Boston and Skegness last year, it is perhaps no surprise to see Nigel Farage hoping for further breakthroughs here.
Jaymey McIvor, a Reform councillor, told me his party was taking inspiration from Elon Musk's chainsaw-wielding cuts, promising "a US Doge-style approach to the waste and dis-efficiency that we are seeing in all of our councils".