Hamilton once had a statue of Richard O'Brien.
The former host of the Crystal Maze is immortalised in his role as Riff Raff in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The statue is now in storage, so in its absence England served up their own horror show.
The second day of the third Test against New Zealand was by far their worst of the tour. Tardy in dealing with a last-wicket partnership, scuttled out for 143, ending 340 runs behind and the chance of a clean sweep all but gone.
The watching-through-the-fingers started before the match began. Following England regularly is to know captain Ben Stokes is disdainful about the idea of being "ruthless". A local journalist was unaware of this Stokes trope, and very reasonably asked if England were going to be ruthless in their pursuit of a 3-0 series win.
"I hate the word ruthless," said Stokes. "It's a word that is said at the conclusion of something. We go out there to win, every game.
"You have good days, you have bad days, but on the bad days it doesn't mean you're not being ruthless. If we win, it doesn't mean we're being more ruthless than when we lose."