On his return to Christchurch, Ben Stokes cannot have dreamed New Zealand would be so hospitable.
England have the first Test by the scruff of the neck thanks largely to a very un-Kiwi-like performance.
The home side were wasteful with the bat in their first innings, then shambolic with their catching. Eight drops. England have the upper hand, New Zealand butter fingers.
Stokes was the beneficiary of perhaps the worst drop of the lot, a complete goober by opposite number Tom Latham at short cover when the England skipper had 30.
He went on to make 80. Although he missed out on becoming the first England captain to make a century in the city of his birth since Michael Atherton in Manchester in 1994, this was a Stokesian step in the right direction.
The Pakistan tour - and a 2-1 series defeat - was a hugely difficult time for Stokes. Flat out in his bid to get fit after a hamstring injury, he was wiped out by the time he came back into the side for the second Test.
In that match Stokes suffered the indignity of being stumped with his bat in a different post code. The 33-year-old also gave a rare show of frustration on the field when England crucially dropped two catches in an over.
The third and deciding Test was worse. Stokes was tactically inert as Saud Shakeel was marshalling Pakistan's lower-order rescue act. Supposedly fit, the all-rounder did not bowl himself. His second-innings dismissal, playing no shot to be lbw to Noman Ali, was the sort of brain freeze that comes after a whole box of ice pops.