They exist in our homes, our water and in our food.
Scientists have linked a small number of them to serious harms, such as infertility and cancer.
Any level of PFAS above 2ng (nanograms) per millilitre of blood is considered to bring health risks, according to Dr Sabine Donnai, a specialist in preventative healthcare. She has never met anyone without at least some PFAS in their bloodstream.
My result was 9.8ng per millilitre.
Dr Donnai delivered the news very gently - but it still hit me hard.
The forever chemicals in my blood would "most likely" have an impact on my health, she told me.